I realized tonight that there are an awful lot of men in my life for me to be single.
I call my car "Johnny."
The shower head is my boyfriend. He doesn't have a name. It's easier for me to just cry out "OMGodd...dddddd" than remember a specific name.
George is my fantasy man.
The cable man is Lonnie. I've been seeing a lot of him lately.
The neighbor who walks his dog is Tom. He's a twice daily interaction.
Then there is Mr. Bubbles who "makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty!" I'm a sparkling clean little girl. Dangit!
And OMG, Mr. Clean gives me erasers and liquids, coupons and tips. He's a real slave driver at times.
My mom was going to get me a Tom Tom for Christmas and I screamed NOOOOO!
I simply cannot handle any more of these kind of men in my life. CALGON take me away!!!!
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